“That is NOT a Christmas song! Don’t you know any proper ones?”

“Oh, yeah, I know one more!”

“Okay, what is it?”

“DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE D-”

“OKAY I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH. Where’s your mother, we need to fix this…”

(If you didn’t torture your parents with that song when you were little, then you’re a dang dirty liar. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all my wonderful followers! I’m thankful for each and every one of you so much, and I need no greater present then knowing how I get to touch so many with laughter from my comics.)